How a potato can save a life!
By the One and Only Ranson
By the One and Only Ranson
Right now you’re probably thinking ‘’ how can a potato save my life and isn’t a potato just a small useless lumpy vegetable’’ but no no no no no no no no NO! How wrong you are. A potato can be used for so many things and please don’t use it for chips or something related to eating.
First of all, bullying. Ahh yes bullying a classic topic for some people. Ok, now I’ll really tell you how a potato can save you from bullying. Firstly come up with some sort of a magic word, something maybe like potatokis plipakis. Next grab about 2-3 friends and fill their bags with a bunch of potatoes. Then whenever you’re being bullied just call out the magic word then your friends should know to throw a bunch of potatoes at the suspect aka the bully.
Anyway … out of that topic. Now for the most important thing ever!!! A dead phone.. or something. Now using all my scientific knowledge from… um… uh *(whispers) YouTube*. So all you need to do is to always carry a potato and a charger cable with you and that’s all you need. Now reading this over again, I finally realized that I haven’t really so call explained how a potato can revive your dead phone. So using my super smart brain and Shakespeare or something, I’ll explain to you how. So potato actually has a small bit of energy, so if you attach some sort of cable from the potato to your chosen device, and your device should work. (I do not recommend you actually trying this. I just saw this on YouTube soooo… yeah… don’t actually try this trick).
Since I’ve run out of ideas to talk about involving potatoes, I’ve just listed a bunch of random problems that might actually happen to you somehow. So let’s just get right into it.
Number 1- If you’re somehow stranded on a boat and there’s a hole that’s causing you to sink, just plug it back up with a potato.
Number 2- If you’re trying to make more friends, but you’re just too socially awkward around random people (me) then just make new ones like literally make new ones out of potatoes.
Number 3- If someone or something is secretly watching you but you actually know they’re there, just call out the magic word then your friends should know what to do.
So now that I’ve completely run out of ideas, I’ll just sum up the whole thing. So basically, this whole thing was just an extremely elaborate way of saying potatoes can just about be used for anything. Anyway, I love potatoes and after reading this, I hope you do too, but the most important thing of is to remember the words potatokis plipakis.
Well done, Ranson! You've presented some interesting ideas. I'll never look the same way at a potato again. Mr Richardson